The Timeless Wisdom of Creed Bratton
There’s always that one creep at work whose words haunt you before you sleep at night. You wish to rid yourself of this person, but half the time, you also wish that he’d never leave. As long as he’s tormenting someone else, then he’s always funny. But when he turns his attention to you, then he’s just annoying!
That’s exactly what Creed Bratton is in the US adaptation of The Office. As the former member of the band, Grass Roots, this man certainly marches to the beat of his very own drum. Creed Bratton plays a character named Creed Bratton! He’s embodied that office freak who gives people a reason to watch the show every single week.
Creed Bratton is a man with no shame. No one can deliver low blows like he can. Maybe if you adapted his nuggets of wisdom, then life would certainly be more interesting. Here are some of his best lines:
Never trust Creed when he gives you unsolicited advice. Even the solicited ones are shady enough as they are! Just run the other way!
This guy certainly doesn’t know how to dream big! But then again, it’s Creed Bratton. So, don’t expect much.
Does this guy think he’s Hugh Heffner? Come to think of it, don’t you see the startling resemblance?
That makes sense. After all, women are neater when it comes to bathroom etiquette. No one can blame him if he wants to drop a deuce there.
Hey, necessity brings out the homeless man in everyone!
Maybe trannies should disguise themselves in mud instead of makeup. Would probably work better!
Yep, lots of men live without their brains!
Yeah, and she probably wouldn’t even realize she was topless!
That’s the kind of flashing every man wishes he could do!
Here’s one guy who’s proven that he’s smarter than the cops and sneakier than the criminals they’ve caught!
Hey, if he could steal cheese from a mouse, he would!
You must’ve assumed that all fathers were protective of their daughters? That’s probably because they weren’t Creed Bratton!
The best way to shut a woman up is to tell her something that she can’t understand. Creed may not have the words right, but he’s got the rule down to pat!
See? He can’t even trust himself. The guy is a certifiable loose cannon, but then again, he’s also as much of an ass to himself as he is to other people.
So, here it is! The Creed-isms that you’ve all waited for. Creed Bratton made The Office a whole lot more entertaining. And if you followed his rules, you’re bound to make life a whole lot more interesting as well. You may not earn the respect of your peers, but at least you’ll provide the entertainment, especially when you’re not around and they can talk about you all they want!
