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[tps_title]4. Bizarre and Weird Baby Names[/tps_title]

You definitely want your baby to be unique, so you have decided to give it a name that is against the grain. Your baby boy is not going to be your ordinary Joe, Bob, Bill, James, Peter, Phil, or John. Your little girl is not going to be your average Maggie, Sarah, Rose, Emma, Jennifer, Christine, Catherine, or May. Your baby will have an awesome name.

But make sure that the names are just not that bizarre or weird enough that it should give them enough reason to spite you. Prime example is Kanye West’s baby North. Seriously? North West? Have you given that name enough thought? Are you trying to give directions to Seattle?

Shannyn Sossamon named her son Audio Science. Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El (Superman, is that you?). Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor. Sylvester Stallone’s son is named Sage Moonblood. The Edge of U2’s daughter is named Blue Angel. Frank Zappa’s daughter is Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.

Other bizarre and weird baby names include Excel, Mclean, Sanity, Yoga, Zealand, Bond, Casanova, Cobain, Exodus, Hippo, Hurricane, Jedi, Legacy, Mowgli, and Savior. Savior. Seriously? Is he Jesus Christ reincarnated?