Things You Shouldn’t Buy From The Dollar Store

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Whether you’re a parent looking for some cheap toys you know your kids’ are going to break in approximately five minutes, or you misplaced your wallet and all you could find was a buck in change, then this toy is for you. I think. Just make sure that you really buy it in the summer time. Because if you come home with that dildo-shaped foam water squirter at any other time of the year, your wife may begin to question your sexual preferences. Unless of course she’s a little kinky herself, then just consider yourself one lucky bastard. And make sure to keep it far away from your kids… Far, far away.