Why Grown Men Should Never Use Emoticons

[tps_title]9. Think of Wall Street.[/tps_title]

Just imagine if your broker sent you this message through text:

You shouldn’t have sold your stocks. Now, you’re $25,000 poorer. L Don’t worry, my other client lost double that amount! J

How are you supposed to feel with this kind of message? It’s cruel and heartless. Did the emoticons make you feel better? We highly doubt it. The smiley at the end isn’t the sliver lining. You can’t be amused when you’ve lost the down payment that you should have made for a brand new car .