Why Grown Men Should Never Use Emoticons

[tps_title]4. It’s a sign that you’ve actually regressed.[/tps_title]

Cavemen used to tell stories with drawings. Thanks to evolution, man’s brain has certainly changed in improved. So, why should you go back to the Jurassic age? Man invented the alphabet as a way for you to tell the story. You no longer have to paint in caves or carve in trees. The Neanderthal lady may have appreciated it, but a modern woman knows what a real man is like: he has the gift of gab and no longer uses drawings to convey something.