9 Ways to Systematically Ruin Thanksgiving

[tps_title]Method 8: Talk about abortion[/tps_title]

Some of the older folks in the table are republicans. While they know that you’re a democrat, they’ve never realized to what extent. Casually say, “What’s wrong with taking the morning-after pill? And oh, can you please give me that gravy?” You’ll spark debates after and you might have to endure the long talk, but you can bet that this will be one of your very last conversations because you’re not welcome in the house after that.