9 Ways to Systematically Ruin Thanksgiving

[tps_title]Method 6: Save videos of PETA in your phone and let your family watch it[/tps_title]

Who can enjoy the meat when you see a little girl crying about a poor bird and how it lost its feathers? This is also a good time to tell them that you’ve suddenly turned vegan. Invite them for next year’s gathering and tell them that you’ll be preparing stuffed tofu instead. You’ll see your aunts, uncles, and cousins accepting your invite, but you can bet that they’ll cancel on you as the day comes closer. This time, you can actually spend thanksgiving without those noisy folks who just manage to grate on your nerves.