9 Ways to Systematically Ruin Thanksgiving

[tps_title]Method 5: Take up a useless hobby and talk about it[/tps_title]

The holidays manage to bring out the worst in everyone. Your parents don’t want to hear about the latest video game you’re into. In fact, they simply want to talk about the merits of being a republican. Let them realize that you’re the one with the bleak future. You’ll be totally useless in their eyes once they’ve seen that you’ve never outgrown your youth. Who wants to invite kids for formal dinners? Congratulations, because you’ve just become a kid in their eyes once again.