9 Ways to Systematically Ruin Thanksgiving

[tps_title]Method 2: Get drunk[/tps_title]

This is always a good way to be uninvited. Have dozens of beers before they even cut the turkey. If you want, you can also pull a Tiger Woods. Get your own set of 11 mistakes in the form of tequila shots. Then, try to pull off a decent conversation. You know that’s impossible, so why bother to hide your present state. Slur, burp, curse, and basically be that belligerent ass that’s just too loud. You’ve numbed yourself from alcohol and won’t hear people complaining, but just get ready when Monday morning comes. You’ll get side stares from those who’ve seen you at your worst.