The Demystification of Purple Drank

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Users know what Purple Drank is made of. The recipe is quite simple, really. You don’t need to go all Breaking Bad to make your very own pint. What’s more important at this point is the connections you establish. By this, we mean that you get in touch with a doctor who’s more than willing to give you a prescription for a very potent cough syrup that contains codeine and promethazine. Bribing always sounds good. And with people desperate for money, you just might find a shady professional who’s okay with bending over backwards for you. To make Sizzurp, all you need are the following: prescription strength cough syrup, Sprite or Mountain Dew, and grape Jolly Rancher. The latter is simply for the color and flavor. If you want to take it a step further, you can also add vodka or rum. If you’re a little but strapped for cash at the moment, you’ll have to make do with an over-the-counter cough syrup. Either way, prepare to be a hot mess for the night because you just might end up as the life of the party. On the flip side, too much of it and you’ll be the corpse everyone will be talking about for the next few months. Whatever the outcome may be, tongues will be wagging.