The Timeless Wisdom of Dwight Schrute

Aren’t you glad he didn’t serve the Japanese army during the World War 2? Or, could he have been the one chosen to die? His nuggets of wisdom would have driven those men to tears, if not insanity.

Don’t turn your back on anything or anyone. Beat them with a stick and show them who’s boss. That’s the only way you can stay alive if you’re a Schrute man.