My Boyfriend Left Me

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Nothing like a woman scorned to bring the out the best revenge plots. Not only will this chick get a chance to do some major spring cleaning, she’ll earn good money for it too. Why not send a text to the same ex telling him to stop by as well? Even if she didn’t get to slap him in the face on his way out, seeing his shit all up for grabs will be a major blow in itself.

So if you don’t want to find yourself in a similar situation as any of these mistreated ladies, make sure you don’t choose a pussy assed little boy singing to you all Justin Bieber like. Make sure you can decipher the men from the boys. And if you end up with another jerk-wad, you can always use the old true and tested phrase with a bit of a twist, “It’s not me, it’s you… asshole”.