Sir Winston Churchill Quotes: Motivational Posters Edition

Honesty is a virtue. Oh, wait… Isn’t that patience?

Being well prepared is always a gift, like having that condom in your wallet for “just in case”. And if you find yourself lucky enough to score with the leggy blond at the bar, at least she’ll know you’re reliable. Whoever said forethought was to go without excitement never got to bang the hot chick.