Why Ventriloquists Can’t Get Laid

[tps_title]They Don’t Know How to Carry on a Normal Conversation[/tps_title]

I’m pretty sure that most ventriloquists never leave home without their trusted buddies by their side, or should I say, on their laps? These guys can’t even function without their alter egos joining in their normal, everyday conversations. Even when they’re dummies are taking their “naps”, their handlers seem to talk as if there is always someone else right there with them. Talking during sex is a turn on for many, but talking as if you’re someone who’s not even there is just plain disturbing.