How to Write a Passive Aggressive Note

[tps_title]2. I’m Starving Toilet Paper Roll[/tps_title]

You’re about to take a dump and you just found out that you don’t have toilet paper. That’s what nightmares are made of, but the difference is, this nightmare became a reality for one guy. Will someone give him a roll or he can expect to see skid marks when he takes his undies off. Eeeeew!